D mail

Actual letters I have written and the actual responses I have received. Enjoy!

Name:
Location: Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

PETA Reply

May 20, 2001


Dear Dairn,

Thank you for taking the time to share your experience. I apologize for the delay in responding. I have enclosed our brochure on finding the right home for your companion animals in case your landlord discovers your menagerie and demands that you reduce their numbers. You might also want to consider seeking a different apartment or house with a landlord who will allow you to legally live with so many animals. A successful strategy is to compile a list of references of individuals who can vouch for your animals and your responsibility, which you can give to a prospective landlord. You might want to contact the Doris Day Animal League at 202-546-1761 or the Denver Dumb Friends League at 303-233-7387 for tips on finding and apartment that will permit your companion animals.

Stepping on the spider was an accident, as you noted. There is no need for you to seek absolution from PETA. It's good to know that you're a friend not only to "cute and cuddly" animals, but to spiders and other insects as well. The animals are truly lucky to have you as a friend, and we value your support.

Keep up the good work on behalf of the animals.

Sincerely,

Liz Welsh
Correspondent

2 Comments:

Blogger Becky L said...

do i sense sarcasm in this reply?

at least she used cool words like "menagerie."

9:09 PM  
Blogger Dairn said...

I hope there was sarcasm there, otherwise these PETA people are way weird!

She did say "sincerely" at the end... makes me wonder how sincere!

11:33 PM  

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